Jokes in Hindi

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Remember Your School Life Once Again...

Big Gang of friends

Boring Uniforms

Cycle se school jaana

School ke bahar miliyo kehna

Teacher ke naam rakhna

Group Photos

Wo Homework kar ke na jaana aur Teacher ko

kehna"Maam kiya toh tha parghar bhul gaye"

Roz ki Punishment.

1 Period Pehle se"Games

Period" ki excitement hona

Rocking Annual days

Terror Report card

Self Parent Signature..

Lovable Trips

Bachpan ka pehla pyaar

Summer Holidays ka Intezaar

Farewell me

Last Board Exam

Sabse bichad jaana

School Life = Heaven

An Engineer'S 'Bebasi'

Engineer woh hain

jo aksar phasta hain

Interviews ke sawaal mey

Badi companiyon ke jaal mey

Boss aur client ke bawaal mey

Engineer woh hain

jo pak gaya hain

Meetings ki jhemelai mey

Submissions ki gehraai mey

Team work me mey

Engineer woh hain

jo laga rehta hain

Schedule ko failane mey

Targets ko khiskaane mey

Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey

Engineer woh hain

jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain

Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur

Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain

Engineer woh hain

jo paagal hain

Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey

Cigarette ke khumaar mey

Birdwatching ke vichaar mey

Engineer woh hain

jo khoya hain

Reminders ke jawaab mey

Na milne waale hisaab mey

Bhavishya ke khwaab mey

Engineer woh hain

jise intezaar hain

Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka

Boss ke chutti par jaane ka

Increment ki khabar aane ka

Engineer woh hain

jo sochta hain

Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota

Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota.

55,000+ Will Be Watching From Ground..25,000+ Travelled To Australia To See

1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV.

Hona na yar peeche Kitna bhi koi kheeche.

Chak de India

Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too.

Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak

First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!!

Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn

The Chant for the God will be missed!!

Dear Dhoni

As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007

As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011

As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now

India pakistan match .

Chintu V/S Professor

Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an A grading.

Professor agreed.

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Chintu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know the answer.

He gave this boy an A grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

Your wife s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an A, this is neither logical nor legal.

Kingfisher Productions

If Vijay Mallya gets into film production..Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times) Presents:

1. Soda Akbar

2. Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

3. Rum de Basanti

4. Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5. Beer Zaara

6. Bevde Zameen par..

7. Kabhi whisky, Kabhi Rum

8. Brandy Rathore

9. 3 Drunkards

10. Ek tha kingfisher &

11. Whisky donor.

Afridi Ne Six Mara

2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe

The, Afridi Ne Six Mara

Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is Football Me Nahi Cricket May Bhi Hota Hai.

Salman Butt Ko Pepsi Pilao

Shoaib Malik Ko Shave Karna Sikhao

Umar Gul Se Modelling Karwao

Younis Khan Ko T.V Show Mein Bulao

Ejaz Butt Ko Protein Shake Pilao

Magar

Please. . . . . . In Sub Ko Cricket Na Khilwao.

Source : Jokes in Hindi